You missed your sorting session on Monday so I had to drag my head all the way to you. Don’t ever make me do that again. What is the matter with you child, why so much empty? Oh I see it’s one of those days or week when you’re drained of energy and don’t feel like adulting or existing. It happens to even the best of us.
Listen child, there’s going to be days when you feel like you’re not good enough or that your work, or contribution to the world doesn’t matter. But I tell you what, they’re all lies! Look at me, I’m a royal blue piece of durag, you think I don’t feel worthless or useless sometimes? But you know what I can do? I can talk, and sort your mess while fixing your nappy head. Now name a durag that can do that for you, I’ll give you a week to give me an answer.
Child, when you wake up any day and feel like shit, you have to get up and show up regardless and you know why? Because you’re only having a bad day not a bad life. Sometimes having something to look forward to in a day, no matter how trivial or inconsequential, gives you a sense of purpose. So next time you wake up feeling like a turd stain on white sheets, whip a pen and paper and make a list of things to do, even if you just want to lie and play music all day write that shit down.
Pheww! I’ve said a lot and you don’t even pay me a dime for this free shit. Now get your nappy head out this place and go get your life back. Don’t make me come find you next week. 😉